A new hour of stand-up by the wee guy with the glasses from Glasgow. Featuring routines and jokes on such topics as Edinburgh Zoo, going for a walk, and the collapse of the British State. As seen on Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Comedy Central Live and BBC New Comedy Awards, and heard on the Enjoy An Album, Some Laugh and Here Come The Guillotine podcasts. Tour support for Frankie Boyle and Susie McCabe.

 ‘A master of observational comedy’ **** (
‘CMB’s on killer form with both self-assurance and self-deprecation…Hit after hit after hit.’ **** (FEST)
‘Major worldwide household name potential’ **** (Entertainment Now)

Doors: 7:30pm / 8:00pm start
Tickets:  £14 seated  (
Over 14s: 14-16s must be accompanied by an adult over 18

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